Now that we are all gathered here, I would like to draw your attention to a serious issue. Flavored coffee. This lie has been going on for so long, we don’t even know who to blame any more. Because you know what? It’s not flavored, it’s scented coffee. They are forcing us to get all excited about shitty, potpourried coffee beans that give us all heartburn and force us to wonder if we are the only ones who can’t actually taste the hazelnut. No, you aren’t. Unless you have Synesthesia and you can taste smells, in which case, carry on.
I can hear the nay-sayers claiming that they use French Vanilla creamer and their coffee tastes and smells like French Vanilla. My issue isn’t with flavored creamers in this instance, as they are flavored but certainly not cream. So, let us all stop buying shitty coffee and force these horrible, lying companies to actually add real bits of hazelnut or orange peel or whatever the crap they claim the coffee tastes like. Or learn to drink coffee that actually tastes like coffee. The choice is ours.
Here are the cute baby animals I promised you.
-Jen
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