Crush of the Week- Anne Burrell.

So, if you don't watch the Food Network, you probably have no freaking idea who this is. And that's sad. Here are some fun facts about this sassy blonde chef and why I keep crushing on her.

1. Yes, her hair always looks like that. But at least with all that hairspray in it, there's no way she'll shed into the delicious food she just made for you.
2. Her boobs defy gravity. Seriously, she's stacked and the only thing perkier than her, is the twins.
3. She will make somebody cry as an executive chef. Her yelling at people she's trying to teach to cook is exciting and terrifying.
4. Yet on her other show she says things like "cutie" (for tiny vegetables) and "rammies" (ramekins) without ever being annoying or condescending like Giada DiLaurentis (ugh) and Rachel Ray (ugh^2)
5. She's a self confessed "thigh girl". I respect that. ;)
6. She wears amazing looking high heels, but only when she wants to, and not in the kitchen, because that's dumb.
7. Mario Batali trusts her enough to have her as his sous chef on Iron Chef.
8. She made Anderson Cooper like Brussels Sprouts.
9. She genuinely loves food. When she eats something and she really likes it, she does this little happy food dance. Sometimes, she tries to catch herself, but it always sneaks out. And it's freakin' adorbs.
10. She is 3-0 in kicking male chef's butts on Worst Cooks in America, where she so generously teaches people how to not fail at cooking.
11. Oh, yeah. She's gay.

-Jen