Another thing.

Another thing I hate? Birds. Why is it that these mother fuckers start chirping outside my window at 4:30 in the morning? It's still dark out. Does the Greater Northeast have uglier birds that can only get mates in the dark? Actually come to think of it, the people up here are like that too. 

And I can't escape them. I just want to sleep in and these demented birds follow me around the city. Even when I'm not in the burbs, every morning before 5 am, this is what I get:

I need a gun.