Awkward Relationship Question #3

"A cuddle is a cuddle; touch the bits and you're in trouble."

Where is the line between cuddling and foreplay?

Apparently there is a small debate over what kind of cuddling is affectionate enough. It seems to me that cuddling implies a passive languid type of mood. If you’re “ aggressively cuddling” you may actually be engaging in foreplay. I’m going to go with the belt being the line for $800, Alex. If you are worried that you may be crossing the line, just recite the title in case it’s too awkward to put this chart on the bedroom wall.

Just in case there is any confusion, we've made a chart that you can print out for easy reference.

Cuddling	Foreplay
Stroking your partner’s hair.	Tugging your partner’s hair.
Kissing their forehead/cheek/shoulder.	Kissing that spot behind their ear/on their collarbone. . .
Stroking their back.	Stroking their inner thigh.
Holding their hand.	Holding their __________.
Asking if they are comfortable.	Asking if you can spank them.
Cupping your partner’s boob.	Pinching your partner’s nipple.
Taking a break to go get a drink or snack.	Taking a break because you ran out of salt for the body shots.
Moving under the blankets.	Moving under the sweater. ;)

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